Kevin Durant might like farts, and if he does, I have something to say about it.Read more "Did Kevin Durant Fart Sniff His Way To An NBA Title? My Column:"
A Praying Mantis ate a hummingbird and if you’re okay with bugs like that existing you need to get off my planet.Read more "Stay Woke Alert: Praying Mantis"
It’s all fun and games until a black bear can’t smell you and then you startle it so it tries to murder you.Read more "Black Bear Attacks Bow Hunter: Actually Not Good."
Me, standing upon my Bullshit: HiRead more "I’m Back On My Bullshit: A short story about how I’m feeling right now."
Sorry Atlanta, but it’s Thor’s day. #LGMRead more "Opening Day is Here, Bitches."
I watched a movie with #Bernard. It was lit. Let’s talk about it.Read more "Movies with #Bernard: Pete’s Dragon."
Why rely on a mortal, when God’s grandson is already a Met, and never says no to a challenge?Read more "I Just Saved The Mets’ Season: Move Over Ray Ramirez, Tim Tebow Is Here To Steal Your Job."